You know you need to host a Brown Bag Party when....
10. Your partner thinks farting in the bathtub is a romantic bubble bath.
9. You have not been swimming in years because you don't want to shave the"black forest" because you can't bear that dreaded itch.
8. You have rolled in the wet spot so many times you have considered using it for body lotion.
7. You are still using Vaseline as a lube - or better yet spit.
6. The last sexy nightie you had, your partner is using it to wax the car.
5. The last time you had toe-curling sex,Monica Lewinsky was a household name.
4. You've boiled an egg during sex.
3. You think a silver bullet is used to kill werewolves in the movies.
2.Your partner thinks pinching your nipples twice(hard) and rubbing the little man in the boat for 5 seconds (like a jackhammer) is foreplay
1.You will have the best consultants ever to teach you about GREAT products so you can have the best sex with or without a partner!!!!
Call me TODAY to schedule your party or to join the team!!!
Laura
(765) 977-9380
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